Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Post turtle now I understand whats up with Julius

While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to the ANC and Julius Malema. The old farmer said, 'Well, you know, in my opinion, Malema is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,and you just wonder what kind of dumb fucker put him up there to begin with