Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Rumor has it that Princess Charlene is bonking this....

Princess Charlene & Byron Kelleher

MSN NZ says that a newspaper in Spain claims that Princess Charlene of Monaco is pulling some Princess Diana move by having an affair with a rugby player. The rumour is that Princess Charlene wasn't at the coronation of the new Dutch king with her husband Prince Albert, because she riding on some rugby bongo in South Africa instead.

The rugby player who Princess Charlene is supposedly boning on the down low is 36-year-old Byron Kelleher of New Zealand. Byron plays for Stade Fran├žais and he handles all of the rugby projects for Princess Charlene's sports-focused charitable foundation. Sources say that when they're not working on charity projects together, they're working over each other's assets. Byron is a friend of Princess Charlene and Prince Albert and was a guest at their wedding in 2011. He also went to the Amalfi Coast with them last year.

A royal spokesperson for the Prince and Princess had no comment.

There have been many rumours about the marriage including that it is a marriage of connivance or convenience however you choose to see it. There is an old saying however and it goes like such "Where there is smoke there is fire" and there has been much smoke!  .

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

So called King Mswati wastes money on birthday

Exactly one year after creeping to South Africa, cap in hand, to seek a R2.4 Billion loan from that country, King Mswati is throwing himself a 45th birthday party whose overall expenditure exceeds R33 million.

This figure has been kept from the public, who have been fed the lie that only R10 million has been set aside for royal celebrations this year. Not that R10 million is an insignificant figure for a poor nation which only a year ago could barely pay its civil servants, but the figure that inside sources have revealed is  a shocking R33 million.

The Swaziland Solidarity Network strongly condemns this grotesque waste of public funds and hopes that the country's sponsors will take note of exactly what they fund when they give away millions of rands to this narcissistic despot known as Mswati. Swazis should also stop fearing the batons and guns of security forces and stop this mad waste.

This is a man who had at last count had 13 wives and 27 children the head of a chronically poor state with the highest aids infection rate in the world. It is basically a basket case relying on aid to keep afloat.

When will Africa get rid of its wasteful and self indulging leaders?

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Blond words of celestial wisdom

A Blonde In Church

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Pastor there has been a terrible misunderstanding 
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

You wonder how an Elephant scratches his balls?

Just in case you ever wondered!!
Everyone always asks the question...
"How does an elephant scratch his balls??"
Well wonder no longer