Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Tool time tip

Thought you would enjoy this educational moment.
Can you name this strange old tool? 
Do you know what it is?

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750’s – 1810’s)

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. 

The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.

Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase blowing smoke up your arse.”

As you would expect, this odd tool is still up until today used by all levels of the government.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Finding my "Dads Car" an emotional ride

Cars and men an eternal fascination and love

It is always amazing how that cars leave an indelible mark on the character of most sons

Friday, August 2, 2013

Be strong darling!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. 

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

After tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong, I love you too!'