Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Nelson Mandela the video that shocked a nation

Cape Town - Social media commentators on Monday rounded on the ANC and the SABC afternew footage of Nelson Mandela was released showing a clearly ailing former president, despite the party's earlier assurances to the contrary.

It is sad to see the much loved Icon fading away

Friday, April 26, 2013

The graceful game of Snooker

The feminine touch is always so pleasing

I was always against woman playing snooker but after watching this i am convinced they should play

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Tittoing the nipple tattoo craze

Woman desperate to have perfect nipples are resorting to tattooing 

  • Not content with perfectly shaped breasts, women now want nipples tattooed to add colour and definitionProcedure was originally used for patients who'd had reconstructions after breast cancer surgery

  • Sure, it could be a passing fad, but big nipples are in—and tittooing is poised to upend the landscape of breasts as we know them in the Western world. Taking our cues from the arts, we’ve long idealized the small, salmon-colored nipples of Botticelli’s Venus. Fashion tends to favor small nips as well (Kate Moss’s dime-size areolae are almost as famous as the model herself). Nipples are slightly more varied in the adult-entertainment industry, but there’s little diversity when it comes to highbrow smut. Playboy’s bare-breasted models may be buxom, but their nipples are rarely larger than pepperonis.

  • But before you rush off to get your nipples tattooed, be warned: the color fades, so when you have your nice new nipples, if you want to keep them that way, you’ll have to drop into your clinic every year or two for a wee top-up.
    And of course, it hardly needs to be said that you should choose with care the individual wielding a tattooists needle pricking your anaesthetized nipple and the surrounding area 100 times a second (it doesn’t hurt at the time, but it can be agony for a few days afterward).
  • Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    A Royal lesson in English

    Ever so posh these English

    His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.

     "May I ask you a question, My Lord?"

     "Go ahead, Carson," said His Lordship.

     "I am doing the crossword in /The Times/ and I have found a word I am not too clear on."

     "What word is that?" asked His Lordship.

     "Aplomb," My Lord.

     "Now that's a difficult one to explain. I would say it is self-assurance or complete composure."

     "Thank you, My Lord, but I'm still a little confused."

     "Let me give you an example to make it clearer. Do you remember a few months ago when the   Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend a   weekend with us?"

     "I remember the occasion very well, My Lord. It gave the staff and myself much pleasure to look after them."

     "Also," continued the Earl of Grantham, "do you remember when Wills plucked a rose for Kate in the rose garden?"

     "I was present on that occasion, My Lord, ministering to their needs.

     "While plucking the rose, a thorn embedded itself in his thumb very deeply."

     "I witnessed the incident, My Lord, and saw the Duchess herself remove the thorn and bandage his thumb with her own dainty handkerchief."

     "That evening the prick on his thumb was so sore, Kate had to cut up his venison from our own estate, even though it was extremely tender."

     "Yes, My Lord, I did see everything that transpired that evening."

     "The next morning while you were pouring coffee for Her Ladyship, Kate inquired of Wills with a loud voice, 'Darling, does your prick still throb?' And you, Carson, did not spill one drop of coffee! THAT is Aplomb."

    Monday, April 22, 2013

    French Condom Ad Is Hilarious..

    This is classic french humor is perhaps a little risque for most but real funny
    How they get away with this on tv who knows obviously the French are not as tight arsed and stuck up as others 

    Thursday, April 18, 2013

    Just when you thought blondes were intelligent!

    Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. 

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

    So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'

    Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,

    'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

    That's simple, by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently.

    Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'
    She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, ......

    'I guess it's to hang your trousers on.' 

    Thursday, April 4, 2013

    Psychology no match for the law!

    A Fast Brain is Always a Blessing
    A guy asked a girl in a library, do you mind if I sit beside you?

    The girl answered with a loud voice "NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH YOU"

    All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

    After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she said "
    I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking and study his expression when he is embarrassed.

    The guy replied with a loud voice and said "Holy Smoke $500 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S FAR TOO MUCH!"

    And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear "I STUDY LAW I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE LOOK GUILTY"

    Serious respect to Michael Buble

    15 year old Sam the little killer!

    This is one of those moments that is just so "feel good"