Monday, March 23, 2015

The Indomitable Trevor Noah 
South African Humour 

A small glimpse of South African humor from Trevor Noah a rather disturbed gentleman from our sunny shores    

Such a fitting tribute to our Madiba

Madiba Tribute

I keep coming across this flash mob video which was a fitting tribute to Nelson Mandela and so i share it with you in memory of a fallen hero. I know its quite old but nevertheless still as poignant and haunting as ever  

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Death becomes you

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.