The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Evelina, why do you want a pay increase?
'Evelina: 'Well, Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'.
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Evelina: 'Your husband said so.'
Evelina: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Evelina: 'Your husband did.'
Evelina: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really Mad now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Evelina: 'No Madam...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'