To put out a big fire you need a long hose!

A newly Married Fireman's directions

to his wife

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,

"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets ,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go.

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"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!",

the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife

yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?"

asked the husband?

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"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "

YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."