Wednesday, April 21, 2010

You got to love Blond jokes

I pulled into the crowded car park at the
local supermarket and rolled
Down the car windows to make sure my
Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
And I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward,
Pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'

'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
Gave me a strange look and said,

Why dont you just put the hand brake on?