Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Have you been wondering about leasing versus buying?

A light-hearted comparison between leasing and buying. In this case, to lease is better than to purchase.


The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


This is Heather.



On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:


(a $41.7 million savings).


Value-added benefits are:

? a 22 year old

? no begging

? no coaxing

? never a headache

? happily agrees to all requests

? no complaining

? no honey-do lists

? has great leg(s)!!

? Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.


Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.