The assistants job
In these turbulent times of unemployment, a desperate man went into a Job Centre in Cape Town and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Very interested he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave them and then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $189.000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Worcester "
"My word, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."