We were looking for an assistant in the office and got this delightful resume that really impressed
To hoem it mey konsern,
I want to aplaaiy for the job what I saw in the pepaer.I can Tyaaip reelie kwiek wit one finggar and doo sums a counting..
I thienk I are good on the phoune and I nou I am a piepels person, Piepels reelie siem to respont to me well. Certin women and all the menn. I nou my spellieng is not to good but I find that I Offen can get a job throe my persinaletie.
My sallerie is open sou we can diskas dat yoe want to pei me and wat yoe thienk that I am worthy, I can start iemieditely. Thank yoe in atwaans fore yore anser.
Houpfulie Yore best apliecant sou farr.
lotty (short for Laurette)
PS : Bekose my resimay is a bit short - below is a piekture of me.
And of course our response
Dear Lotty ,
It's OK honey,
we've got spell checker.
See you Monday...