Wednesday, March 16, 2011

You think South African men are big?

President Robert Mugabe called Jacob Zuma president of South Africa with an emergency now this was not easy for Robert who is quite competive and outspoken in Afrika:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Zimbabwe President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Robert, the South African people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Robert. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Zuma.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Robert.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be Black in color and at least 10"Inches long and 4" inches in diameter?" said Robert.

"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Zuma hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Zimbabwe."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be black in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yes," said the President let’s give Robert something to think about and show our superiority, "print 'MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one."