Monday, January 31, 2011
An Irishman and a little red tractor get down and dirty
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
‘What on earth are you doing Ned’, says Patrick.
‘Lord tunderin’ jeezuss, ye frightened the livin shit out of me’ says an obviously embarrassed Ned, ‘ me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to "attractor"