Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Old Van gets news his wife had a baby….

Van is drinking in a London bar when his cellphone rings.

He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar

announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.

Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says:

*'We make 'em big back home folks. My boy's typically South African'.
Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard.

One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later Van returns to the same bar.

Barman says:

*'We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your
12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?'

*The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's.

The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks:
*'What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born'.

*Van takes a slow swig from his long neck beer, wipes his lips on his khaki
shirt, leans forward and says:
*'Had him circumcised, boet!'*