Monday, May 23, 2011

Why would you say men are not romantic?

Trust a man to kill the moment
Read the conversation between Jimmy and Joyce
Put a tiger in your tank baby

*Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start** Calling each other pet names, sweet names.
James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?

Joyce: I think I will call you tiger

James: Why tiger babe?

Joyce: (sexy tone) because you're charming, handsome, smart and
calculating. And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?

James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra

Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that's sweet, why would you
call me that?***

*James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!*