Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Doctor Dave is a disturbed soul


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

And felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

He tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

And sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal

Reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

Medical practitioner to sleep with one of their

Patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head

Would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave..........

Dave........

Dave .........

Dave.........

..........you're a f*cking vet.