Thank you for your interest in the new BMW
BMW acknowledges your dream of owning one of our new sport packages.
We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, and incentives your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW as requested in the near future.
We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for third class plebs like yourself. We would be glad if you don't insult us further with your requests and pay slip again.
We have attached your payslip to this email to rid ourselves of it.
I have also taken the liberty and forwarded your details to TATA for consideration this might be more commensurate with your remuneration
General Manager: BMW Brand Management
Attached Image of your payslip