Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The mystical origins of Poo

LITTLE BOY ASKS HIS DAD WHERE POO COMES FROM?

DAD EXPLAINS THAT FOOD PASSED DOWN THE OESOPHAGUS TO THE STOMACH WHERE

DIGESTIVE ENZYMES INDUCE A PROBIOTIC REACTION IN THE ALIMENTARY CANAL TO

EXTRACT PROTEIN BEFORE WASTE PRODUCTS DESCEND VIA THE COLON AND RECTUM

TO EMERGE AS POO.

"F**K ME " SAYS THE LITTLE BOY, "AND WHAT ABOUT TIGGER?"