A man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been
one month since my last confession. I had sex with Cookie Green
twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are
forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another man entered
the confessional. 'Father , it has been two months since my last confession.
I've had sex with Cookie Green twice a week for the past two
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who
is this Cookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and
say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest
prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded
woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her
as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green
The priest and the altar boy gasped as
the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread
slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and
whispered, 'Is that Cookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe
his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just the
reflection from her shoes'.