Friday, April 13, 2012

Delusions of Grandeur and other bragging rights

Who wins this one?
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman are having coffee in St. Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends,“My son is a Priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,
36? HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,
Oh My God.”

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