Thursday, March 7, 2013

Oscar's tragedy gives rise to jokes!

On the heels of tragedy there always follows relentless jokes some sick some just nasty others real funny i suppose its a nations way of dealing with horrible moments whatever your thoughts it is all just very sad

Just a few of the hundreds doing the rounds

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that could completely acquit him of his girlfriend's murder.
"Footprints."
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Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.
Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than any Bafana Bafana striker.
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Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
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I guess Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet about the relationship--
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
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When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who would have thought he meant OJ Simpson?--
What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.
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Shame about Oscar Pistorius the man had the world at his knees.--
It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him
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And the Oscar goes to .......(drumroll)...... JAIL--
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
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A young woman is dead and the up and coming athlete Oscar Pistorious' life is ruined and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... I mean pathetic.

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Oscar Pistorius 'shoots girlfriend' This is the sort of behaviour from celebrities that we need to stump out.
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Just like every other intruder in South Africa, Reeva Steenkamp was blonde, white and beautiful. It's an easy mistake.

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Well, at least someone’s Valentine started off with a bang !!
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Take your marks, get set .....BANG
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Oscar will be pleading diminished responsibility. He was intoxicated & legless
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NB: This post in no ways reflects the thoughts or feelings of this blog or people connected to it but these are the jokes doing the rounds and people should understand how South Africans and public in general around the world deal with tragedy all of these are jokes that were sent to us by email in the last two weeks