Fly me to the moon
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual distrust.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
"I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why so?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese . . . . doesn't matter, you're all
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
"What? - You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , . . no mattah . . . you
all da fucky same!"