A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a
wasp buzzed into the woman's private.
The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts,
carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was
too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice
it out by putting honey on his private, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon
as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he
couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the
doctor said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly
undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched
with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long
minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. "
I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
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