Call me racist but this is funny you have to agree

Was watching amazing race and rememberd this you have to love the look on Tracy Morgans face

That's Funny

Costa Concordia the lighter side

With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   -  Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course." So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.   That's more than can be said for his ship.

# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.    Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
   Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

Cape Town suffers a heatwave

Boy oh boy and was it hot temperatures soared to 41 deg centigrade or 105 deg Fahrenheit

So now you understand how hot it was!

Beautiful you say so then why am I divorced?

Why I Am now Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel 
very well waking up on that morning. 
 
I went downstairs for breakfast  
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,  
'Happy Birthday!',  
and possibly have a small present for me. 
  
As it turned out,  
he barely said good morning,  
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'  
 
 I thought....   Well, that's marriage for you,  
but the kids.... they will remember.   

 My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..  
 
So when I left for the office,  
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.  
 
 As I walked into my office,  
my handsome Boss Rick, said,  
'Good Morning, lady,  
and by the way  
Happy Birthday! '   

 It felt a little better  
that at least someone had remembered.   

 I worked until one o'clock ,  
when Rick knocked on my door  
and said, 'You know,  
It's such a beautiful day outside,  
and it is your Birthday,  
what do you say we go out to lunch,  
just you and me..'   

 I said, 'Thanks, Rick,  
that's the greatest thing  
I've heard all day. Let's go!'   
 We went to lunch.  
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro  
with a private table.  
We had two martinis each  
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.   

 On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,  
It's such a beautiful day...  
We don't need to go straight back to the office,  
Do We?'   

 I responded, 'I guess not.  
What do you have in mind?'  
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,  
it's just around the corner.'   

 After arriving at his house,  
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,  
I'm going to step into the bedroom  
for just a moment.  
I'll be right back.'  
'Ok.' I nervously replied.  
 
He went into the bedroom and,  
after a couple of minutes,  
he came out  
carrying a huge birthday cake ...  
Followed by my husband 
my kids, and dozens of my friends  
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. 
  
And I just sat there....   
  On the couch....   
Naked.

New meaning to a dog is a man's best friend

Tell me that the below picture is not moving?