A great joke about the Pope and rugby fans

The Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore....

A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Springbok rugby jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there was some bitter hatred between South African and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "who was that?"

"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has
access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but
he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or
do we need to get another English fan?"

Ok so whats going on here? --- Not what you think!

I know what you thinking!

Disappointed are you?

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A blonde golf joke--Sorry ladies

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.".

The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.

The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."

Nice one Caddy

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A very rare picture of an Albino Sea-Horse

Albino Sea-horses are very rare, and this photographer captured not one but two in this memorable photo.

I said Sea - Horses what did you expect?