A short love story involving a short marriage

Short But Classic Love Story



A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"'Good", she replied "Get your own blanket."

After a moment of silence,
he farted.

The End