Underwater Dogs

A PHOTOGRAPHER IN CALIFORNIA  Seth Casteel DECIDED TO TAKE A FEW OF HIS FURRY FRIENDS, A BALL AND A HIGH RESOLOUTION UNDERWATER CAMERA  AND HAVE SOME FUN. 

HERE ARE THE RESULTS!  OR THE "UNDERDOGS" ENJOY!!! 

        Who says Dogs don't dive

Are your eyes dirty or is it your brain?

Steady now

 Got you man you have a one track mind and its a 

Dirt Track

Keep your winning ticket dry baby

Keep your ticket safe One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I Bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought It with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari, You guessed it: Her share of the lotto winnings.... That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is Barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. "What's this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"

Any old cock will do a Priests lament

The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster 
and ten hens  he kept in the hen house 
behind the church. 

               One Sunday morning, before mass, he
went to feed the birds and discovered
that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in
the village, so he questioned
his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock? ' 
    

 All the men stood up. 

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock? '

  All the women stood up.

   'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to them? ' 
  Half the women stood up.

 'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock? ' 
 Sixteen altar boys, two priests 
and a goat stood up.
  The priest fainted. 
    

Dear Dr Ruth

Sex therapists get strange letters much 

like this one below

OK so seems like the earth started moving is this a letter..... 

Or is it a seismic graph?