Cow Patty Cookies the best cookie by far

Ingredients:

1 & 1/2 cups of butter
3/4 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla (5cc)
2 cups flour (about 450 grams)
1/2 tsp salt (2.5mg)
1 tsp baking soda (5mg)
3 cups oatmeal (about 720 grams)
1 cup chopped walnuts
2 tbs coco powder
2 cups chocolate chips (about 450 grams)

Instructions:

Mix all together, drop by 1/4 cup portions on a greased cookie sheet. Bake at 170 degrees celcius for 20 minutes. (Or 325 degrees Farhenhight)

It's the best cookie you will ever eat by a long drop!

A round of golf with a pro sniper what a mouthful

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, ‘Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.’

‘Sure,’ they said, ‘you’re welcome.’

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, ‘What do you do for a living?’

‘I’m a hit man,’ was the reply.

‘You’re joking!’ was their response.

‘No, I’m not,’ he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautifulSniper rifle with a large telescopic sight. ‘Here are my tools.’

‘That’s a beautiful telescopic sight,’ said the other friend, ‘Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.’ So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

‘Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha ha, I can see she’s naked!! Wait a minute, that’s my neighbour in there with her. He’s naked, too!’

He turned to the hit man, ‘How much do you charge for a hit?’

‘I’ll do a flat rate for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.’

‘Can you do two for me now?’

‘Sure, what do you want?’

‘First, shoot my wife, she’s always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.

Then the neighbour, he’s a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.’

The hit man picked up the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

‘Are you going to do it or not?’ said the friend impatiently.

‘Just be patient,’ said the hit man calmly, ‘I think I may be able to save you a 1000 dollars here….!

Eggs boiled in children’s urine a Chinese delicacy!

This is just so gross the western world and China have a

 huge cultural and gastronomic divide 

Just when you thought you have heard it all, China serves you with a new one. This time served fresh as hard boiled eggs from children’s urine. In the province of Zhejiang in China, urine boiled eggs is a delicacy and locals can’t get enough of them.

Hundreds of eggs being boiled in boys' urine

The eggs are soaked and boiled in prepubescent boy’s urine. Vendors collect the urine from local schools everyday according to chef Lu Ming, the younger the boys, the better their urine. “The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old,” .

The urine is gathered from local schools

Then the eggs – which have official cultural significance status – are boiled in the urine, first with their shells on and then with them off for a day and a night. The process takes about a day to complete before they can be served ‘fresh’ and sell for 1.50 Yuan or about 23 cents.

Eggs soaked in children's urine collected from local schools

The eggs known as Tong Zi Dan (Boy Egg) have been a treat in parts of China for hundreds of years and if Chinese culture officials have their way, we could be seeing these available around the world. “We are having a big export push because we want people outside China to fully appreciate the delicacy of our cuisine,” according to Chef Lu Ming in an article from the Qianjiang Evening Post. However not everyone is a big fan of these ‘boy eggs’. Mr. Li who was quoted in the article said, “The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it.”

Pessimist Incarnate says : Hey Mr Li don't feel alone when you want to throw up!

How the nasty nude Emma Watson photo was made

Harry Potter star Emma Watson’s coveted privacy at Brown University has been shattered by some mischievous frat boys who are circulating a nude photo of her around campus. Except the photo appears to be fake.

This headline circulated late last year and well get a look at how it was done below

Watson has been the subject of fake nude photos before.

But this one is said to be especially irksome to her because, until now, she has praised university students for respecting her privacy.

The photo shows her allegedly topless standing next to a hot tub with a towel around her waist.

As you can see the original photo was found and you can see how Emma's head has been transposed onto it 

The Fake with Emmas head transposed onto it

Well a nasty fake or not still worth a peek!

There is something about those tropical Island holidays

Everybody likes those Island Holidays

but why is that?

Just can't put my finger on it