A Jew Boy and a Chineman fly a plane

Fly me to the moon
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual distrust.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

 "I don't like Chinese."

 "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why so?"

 "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

 "No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! 
That Japanese, not Chinese."

 "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese . . . . doesn't matter, you're all 
alike!"

 There's a few minutes of silence.

 "I no rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

 "Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.

 "Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.

 "What? - You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the 
captain, "It was an iceberg!"

 "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , . . no mattah . . . you 
all da fucky same!"