Saturday, August 6, 2011

A hairy parable about Politicians and why they stink

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,

'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIRTY DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

2 comments:

  1. But i believe, not every politicians are bad. Actually no person is bad, its just their way of thinking that defines good or bad

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  2. Ramon
    At the end of the day what is politics other than a job as you might have seen how quick one politician will jump ship to another party when he or she is in trouble in their respective parties as the old floor crossing law showed. So what does this tell you well in the end a politician will go where there is maximum advantage to them whether it be money or power. The days of politics for the love of your country and people IE Mandela style are gone. So my friend in hindsight politics today stinks

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