Memories of my dating past
her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Dom Perignon 1962 vintage
champagne, foie gras with Chateau Yquem 1956 Sauternes,
Crayfish with a nice Puligny Montrachet, followed by some Louis XIII
brandy.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."
I asked her if she wanted dessert....
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