The mystical origins of Poo

LITTLE BOY ASKS HIS DAD WHERE POO COMES FROM?

DAD EXPLAINS THAT FOOD PASSED DOWN THE OESOPHAGUS TO THE STOMACH WHERE

DIGESTIVE ENZYMES INDUCE A PROBIOTIC REACTION IN THE ALIMENTARY CANAL TO

EXTRACT PROTEIN BEFORE WASTE PRODUCTS DESCEND VIA THE COLON AND RECTUM

TO EMERGE AS POO.

"F**K ME " SAYS THE LITTLE BOY, "AND WHAT ABOUT TIGGER?"